Trying to get to Matterley Bowl in Winchester. It’s the worst example of traffic management I’ve ever seen ever ever ever ever ever ever. And that’s from someone who went to Wembley Arena in the 90s.

All the time I keep thinking of that TomTom ad saying “You aren’t in traffic. You are traffic.” and muttering ‘get me out of this one TomTom; my £60 traffic subscription isn’t paying off for me at the moment.’